Posted by: swaati thapa October 8, 2004
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How to turn off a player?
HE: I'm a photographer. i've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. i've been looking for a face like yours!!!
HE: Hi! didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. i never make the same mistake twice!!!
HE: May i have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE: It's hot!!!
HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay, but would you stay there?
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think i could make you very happy
SHE: Why, are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if i asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. i can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can i have your name?
SHE: why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!