Posted by: swaati thapa October 8, 2004
Difference between Men and Women
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How to turn off a player? HE: I'm a photographer. i've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. i've been looking for a face like yours!!! HE: Hi! didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. i never make the same mistake twice!!! HE: May i have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share!!! HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you? SHE: It's hot!!! HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you! SHE: Okay, but would you stay there? HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!! HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!!! HE: I think i could make you very happy SHE: Why, are you leaving? HE: What would you say if i asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. i can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! HE: Can i have your name? SHE: why, don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it!!! HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together? SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
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