There was a little boy whose parents were getting a divorce and they were fighting for custody of the child. The divorce judge asked the boy, "Do you want to live with your mother?" The boy replied, "No, she beats me." The judge then asked, "Do you want to live with your father?" The boy replied, "No, he beats me." The judge then said, "Well, you must live with someone. Is their someone you want to live with?" The boy replied, "Yes, I want to live with the Auburn basketball team. They don't beat anybody!"