Here is one more. So much for today. Enjoy folks ! Sam and Edith were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. > > Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they >watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good >health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise >for the last decade. > >One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare > vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. > >They reached the pearly gates, and there an escort was waiting to show them > inside. > >He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with >a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. > >And their favorite clothes hanging in the closet. They gasped in >astonishment when he said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now." > >Sam asked how much all this was going to cost. "Why, nothing," their >companion replied, "remember, this is your reward in Heaven." > > Sam looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf >course, finer and more beautiful than any ever-built on Earth. > >"What are the greens fees?" grumbled the old man. "This is heaven," the >companion replied. "You can play for free, everyday." > >Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every > imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to >exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. "Don't even ask," said their >companion to Sam. "This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy." > >The old man looked around and glanced nervously at Edith. "Well, where are >the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?" he >asked. > >"That's the best part," the companion replied. "You can eat and drink as >much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. >This is Heaven!" > > Sam pushed, "No gym to work out at?" "Not unless you want to," was the >answer. "No testing my sugar or blood pressure or..." > >"Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself." > >Sam glared at Edith and said, "You and your damn bran muffins! We could >have been here 15 years ago!"