Sardarji asked his doctor if there was a test to determine if he was gay. The doctor said, "Yes, there is. Please pull down your pants." Sardarji pulled down his pants, the doctor grabbed his testicles and told him to say 55. Sardarji said, "55." The doctor then grabbed the man's penis and told him to say 55. Sardarji , "55". The doctor then told the man to turn around, and putting a finger in Sardarji's anus he once again told him to say 55. Sardarji , "1...2...3...4...5...6...7..8..........." __________________