Banta Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven eleven." "Are you sure it isn't one one one one?" "No, this is eleven eleven." "Well, wrong number. I am Santa calling, sorry to have woken you up on the middle of the night." "That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."