1. Newton's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. This implies that you caught the lion. 2. Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily. 3. Schrodinger Method: At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait . 4. Inverse Transformation Method: We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform and inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out. 5. Thermodynamic Procedure: We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it. 6. Integration Differential Method: Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion. GOT FRUSTRATED? now lets kill the lion... Rajnikanth Method: Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself. Shah rukh khan method: Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion watch the movie. Govinda method: Continously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. Rahul dravid method: Ask the lion to bowl at you. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run. George bush method: Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.