Sirdar ji was on his way to work on a bicycle. A lady stopped him on the way and asked him if he can give her a ride to her college. He said "achha achha, jump in." So, she hopped on but after a little bit noticed it was a lady's bicycle. Lady: "Are sardarji, ye to ladies bicycle hai." Sardar: "Ji ha, meri cycle tutt gai aaj, isiliye wife ki cycle le chala. Lady: Toba Toba, Ye ladies cycle me dande kaha se aai? Sirdar: Kaun si dande ki baat karr rahe hai aap? Lady: Yehi dande jisme mai abhi baith rahi hu. Sirdar: Oh madam saab, wo aap Dande me nahi mere Lande me baith rahi hai na.