I don’t blame my wife for her poor accent. I blame American for their ignorance. They don’t even try to understand you. They will shout, “whaaaaattttt??” Last time my wife couldn’t say ‘seventeen’. It sounded them ‘seventy’, but she was smart so she said “ten plus five plus two. “ They took out calculator and my wife smirked.

I always get confused. Do I wish ‘Merry Christmas’ to the Christians (or American in general) first or let them wish me first. ‘Coz when I don’t wish them first they think that I am against the Jesus or something. And when I wish them first they act like “why the hell are you even wishing me, since you are not one of us.”

At office Christmas party, I was told to sing a Christmas carol. I had nothing in my mind until when this song popped up in my mind and I sang it loud and proud….”last Christmas I gave you my heart, the very next day you gave it away……….”

It was bad idea to dress Mohinder  Singh “Paaji”as a Santa Claus for our gas station Christmas specials sales. Kids ran out of the store because we forgot to use the fake beard and put Christmas hat on him.

All I want for Christmas is to be a Santa Claus for Hooters Waitresses.

I heard Al-Qaeda were sorry for the attacks where innocents people were killed. I am like, “Damn, even they are on Christmas spirits. “

They got me to watch this movie named “dhoom 3”. If they had told me earlier about the movie, I ‘d have skipped movies like ‘Speed’, ‘Mission Impossible’, Oceans 11,12,13… and would have saved hundreds of dollars.

There is no basketball diplomacy between Dennis Rodman & North Korea. It's a‘Sucking Balls” diplomacy between Rodman & Kim Jong-Un. You know they say when you go to black, you don’t come back. Wonder why Kim Jong-Un killed his own uncle….I don’t know.

Thanks,
Happy Holidays
Mangale