Loved the entire piece, as always, but specially liked the last 3 lines. Perfect.

Now that you have started the war on Chabahil, let's first point out that it's the traffic from everywhere else that congests Chabahil area. We have the Pashupatinath, Ganesh than and Airport in the vicinity which attracts, millions of Kathmanduites (or better known as recently immigrated to Kathmandu) every day. We have the best momo that a diarrhoea can buy and quality garments that don't fade even when hung outside a pasal's door.

While we are at name calling, let's start full-out war. Not sure where you are from, but let me guess the vicinities of Gyaneshwor or Baluwataar, Gyaneshwor- do I need to remind the stench? Baluwataar thinks it is posh but the small roads leading to big houses look like skinny legs on a fat ballerina. Or are you going to say Lainchowr, Kamal Pokhari, Kalimati, Jhamel etc etc? All the same bro, all the same.

We didn't start the fire, it was always burning...