Posted by: Relax_Singh September 21, 2004
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ABCs for sardar:
A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D for dusra apple. E for
ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for ho gaya na pet
kharab khake itne apple.
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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte
Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5
and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
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Q: What do u call a fat woman waiting?
sardar: "Moti-vating."
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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
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Sardar at an interview:
Q: What is Ford?
Sardar: Gaddi!!!
Q: Good, what is Oxford?
Sardar: Bailgaddi!
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