Ok one I heard long time back.... A sardar goes to this shop where they sell ppl's brains. He is in desperate need of some brains so he looks around. He is going through the place when he sees that all the brains have price tags on them. So he reads the price tag along with the label on the brains. It reads: "ISAAK NEWTON" $50.00 " NEILS BOHR" $75 "CHARLES DARWIN" $100.... and the list went on and then FINALLY "SARDARJI" $10000 The sardar was the proudest man on earth to see this... He was so happy that he almost flew. Why does he need brain if his brain is rated so high? He goes to the salesman and says.... "What specialities are there in a sardarji's brain that his brain is priced the most" The salesman says "Neils Bohr, Charls Darwin.. and othe people like them have so much brain in them that their one brain can be divided to 5 or more parts and sold to different people. But to get the amount of sardarji's brain which is equivalent to a normal person's brain, we have to break 50 sardar skulls...and thats a great effort... we price them the most!!"