This is quite old.. A very rich sardar goes to this real nice shop full of daaaami things. He finds a salesman and asks " How much for that T.V?" The salesman politely replies "not for sale to sardarjis". Now this gets the surdar REAL mad. How dare he discriminate right on the face of the great sardarji. So he sets his mind that he will get the T.V at any cost... come what may in his way So he shaves his beard and hair and wears a Gujrati dress and goes there and asks the same question. Again the salesman has the same answer fro him. The sardar gets real confused. so he goes home and dresses up in a BURKHA.. and yet the reply is the same.. So the surdar finally gives up and says... "How did you know it was me?" The salesman gives a slow smile and replies..."only a sardar calls a microwave a T.V"