This one is real it happened in JNU delhi. Once this three proffessors were in cafeteria. They were talking about their thesis. One of them says his topics is about "BASTARDS" why they are so genious? how it origin? and blah blah blah. He gives lots of examples n says this and that person in history were bastards. With this he says all of this thing shows that bastards are genious. As soon as he fininshes his blah blah blah, one of his collegues gives a praise to him n says "BRAVO PROFFESSOR U ARE INDEED A GENIOUS PERSON".