wwoowwwww..........caliluv , that was funny ! "80% of the women" what if the sausage is "not the ordinary size" and quite big, and it "cumms" with lifetime warranty ? will u still b interested in buyin' the "pig" ? PS: i think cows are cheaper to take care of than the "things" free milk comes from !! man, they are expensive to take care of.......