I wrote this as a humor, but I have no clue what this article becomes before the thread dies (Dedicated to Mangale, who has been an inspiration to me through his humorous posts)


So this broad curses ne0 in a way that makes Lil’ Wayne look like that new pope from South America and quite a few users in sajha hail her as an avatar of Seeta.

Exactly my words – Seeta Pariyaar.

Seetaji, sorry, my words were indeed inappropriate, but yours were as well, and since I know you are not apologizing, how I wished I had my finger on the print screen key when you were singing words of wisdom in sajha board.  And don’t you disagree please, I am very well aware of how keen you are in taking screen shots and posting them in your replies.

Oh, and for the record – I DO NOT have a sister.

Speaking of Seetaji, I got an email few days back from guess who?

It read like this,

Dear Behoove,

Thanks for that article about me few months ago, I thoroughly enjoyed it.  Stupid people have no idea how difficult it is for me to keep ‘it’ hard for over million years when normal humans like them cannot keep it erect for more than ten minutes. And ever since those dang Sherpas have fought with foreigners, the supply of purple haze from Holland and that blue pill from America to Kailash has permanently stopped. I am sober and flaccid and I am climbing down south soon. After a haircut, a little shopping for clothes, a visit to the snake charmer to get rid of this stupid snake and two plates of momo, my next stop will be at American embassy, hopefully they’d grant me a visa so I could come to you and we could party together. Could you invite Snoop Dogg as well?

सान प्रधान ले हामी सबै को कल्याण गरुन

जटाधारी शिव

Anyways, back to the context, it appears that the person who cried wolf on victim’s (considering she was one) behalf was actually a pre-op dude about to walk in the footsteps of Santosh’s Panta’s daughter. That completely explains his feminist rants; the hormones must have kicked in. Also his retirement from sajha was planned in advance; dude’s currently undergoing surgery in Bangkok.

Now how do I know this? I was told by none other than Shivaji in his other email that I am too tired to copy and paste.  As you might have known by now, he and I are pretty tight. Befriending a god has its own perks.

A maxim from our dear बुढानिलकण्ठ  – “Son, if your respect towards women is at the brink of insanity, you’d die a virgin”

Now Larry Page sent San Pradhan an email too, and it read like this

Dear San,

Over last few weeks the search for the word ‘harlot’ has broken all previous search records, now the reason I wrote to you is, the IP addresses who searched for that word also frequently searched for mastishare.com, ANA, Rekha Thapa, gas station jobs and sajha.com.  And since the admin of mastishare had no idea wtf that was all about, could you kindly enlighten me what the reason is?

Now the reason I know this is because San Pradhan sent me a check of one thousand dollars out of that five thousand dollar check Larry sent for him.

It was signed by Sergey Bin.

Wait…. what??

I need to admit that because of my last post I am sad that I lost few friends in sajha who supported me in my darkest times, helped me financially, fed me, paid my tuition, bought me clothes and provided shelter to my बूढी मां और विधवा बहन (someone stop me please!!!)

Finally, the entire brouhaha about that particular word ‘harlot’ although created a lot of furor from many, it was a great run after all. It was fun to see different perspectives of different people, the heated debates and articulations and the rationales and logics even when they made little sense at most times. In short, it was all about bullshitting one another, and getting worked up for no reason. That included me as well (I am red in the face as I am typing this, sh!t!!)

NSA - don't laugh, don't, just fckn' don't.