hehehe I guess only behooveji could write a story that begins with an F word and ends with a tampon. Anyways, behooveji you might be a good writer but I disagree that you are polite. For you to be polite, we will have to redefine the meaning of that word in the dictionary. Aren't you the guy who wrote condescendingly about hindu nepalese sisters worshipping shiva linga merely to get some thumbs up. A polite person will also not use such words like harlot to describe someone whom he happened to disagree with. Those are cheap words used by cheap people. You should be ashamed of yourself. If you are not, I challenge you to write a story that begins with the word scrotum and ends with the word testicles. I dare you Sir. I do not think Behooveji is an MCP, I think sometimes he just tends to behave like a pig.