haha funny I've got this one. most prolly i read it on sajha. please forgive me for my low level joke telling skill in english. Bush, Tony Blair(is that how u spell his name??) and Girija all died and went to hell. Satan greeted them and told them that their boot camp will start from tommorrow and if any of them would like to make a phone call. So Bush called first. he made a call to US and talked to his hunumas for about 30 mins. Bush asked how much he owed for the call. Satan calculated and told him $2000000000.so bush paid. Tony's turn. Tony made a call to UK and talked to hanumans too. He talked for about 20 mins and hung up. Satan charged him 5000000000000000 pounds. Girija's turn. Girija called his chamchayas in Nepal and talked for 9 hours straight. He talked about his erection problems to his favourite indian actress to whatnot. When Girija was done he asked the satan, "how much?," satan replyed, $2 . Girija , Tony and Bush all suprised for such low call to Nepal. So they all asked in one voice "how come?". Satan replyed, " CALL FROM ONE HELL TO ANOTHER HELL ARE CONSIDERED LOCAL." bujnay layee sun ko mala na bujnay layee khurshanee ko mala