very humorous read,enjoyed every bit of it just like I enjoyed every inch of Satanic Verses.This can be taken in two ways:one,it can flare up any avid Hindu and a beginning of Holy war against Hindusim from behoove side;another,a good creative piece with loads of humour and pointing the flaws it carries which people have turned blind eye into, voluntarily.For me,its a creative comic piece with friendly tone and an opinion of a single person.I bet Shiva had never ordered anyone to erect his you-know-what everywhere and put milk in it every morning; we all know what it needs in the morning time.But,the mere mortals came up with mind of their own and created live-action of their own beloved Lord.Even for a hardcore fan of Shiva like myself,it is hard sometime to gulp such notion of reverence and even harder while explaing it to the aliens.Yes,people pray anthing that relates with Him:His linga,snakes,trishul,damaru,ox and even his whole family!.While it may be totally fair in Sayta-Yuga to pray His linga with all goody people around with alike thoughts,thinking creation is the ultimate power,in present time it may look silly and  can confuse people which was not the intention at first.Shiva is much more than his procreative organ but people may still love to get the blessing from his you-know-what,thinking he is hiding inside somwhere.For me,Shiva is the ultimate manifestation of God, a mentor and a Supreme personality of our Universe as we know it which we all can relate..HE is not perfect just like us,yet HE is God.its upto YOU  to find Him in places you wish to visit --if you like Him-- which can be anywhere from His linga to His prayings,His thoughts,His works,His style or you can visit Him from your own mind,I am sure HE won't mind.I believe even Shiva would have liked beehove's description and laugh into it,forgot about the carnage.Auuuuuum sweet Auuuuuuuum.