Beehove_me,
Loved it! I like the stories about our own Shivaji. Remember him handing out his warm semen to the hermit who asked for "Vikshya" while Shivaji n Parvati were making out. The hermit couldnt handle his hot bodily fluid that he ran away to the nearest pond and took a dive to cool down himself. Unfortunately the ladies taking bath at the pond got impregnated becasue Shivaji's semen got mixed with water via the hermit. And all the impregantaed ladies got divorce from their husband becasue they were charged with the infidelity. The reason Christian woman do not worship Jesus Christ penis is that Jesus look like he is the one who needs cialis coz he looks tired, hungry and barley surviving on the cross while on other hand Shivaji looks stud and virile although somewhat high sometimes. And yes bold enough to have seprent wrapped around his neck.
I'm just saying bruv!!
Mangale.