Seriously? Again????

I could rant all day about cheesy self promotion and narcissim but then I doubt you'd understand a single damn thing.

However, if nothing, I do appreciate your tenacity, perserverance, persistence and valor.

Please tell me you could sell shoes, a friend at the mall needs a salesman, and you could very well qualify for that job.

Also, can you pls not speak a word when you work?

In Jest. :)