April Fool !!Sajha Bokas! I dont have Rekha Thapa dirty jokes. :D But I do have some other jokes. :P

Rekha Thapa farted & that shook "Sajha" for a month. San Bro' almost had a heart attack!

You know sex, nudity, Paras, Hotty Bindu, Rekha Thapa & being "Boka" sells in Sajha, so I decided to post a picture in Sajha of me masturbating naked on Hotty Bindu's YouTube video with Paras "Sarkar" & Rekha darling's picture on backdrop. But my wife  saw that & she almost beat the crap out of me.

During her visit here in US, Rekha Thapa asked me to buy her a diamond ring. I told her," Hunchha.. Baby!  lottery pare pachhi hai, " bhanera kuro taale. Then I told to myself, "Afno Mukh ma laune maad chhaina,  muzzy lai zaifal."       

Rekha Thapa's husband doesnt need internet 'coz she knows everything.

Once Rekha Thapa drove around the Sonics looking for drive thru window.

I heard that Rekha Thapa received  "budhhatow" after coming to US. It's true 'coz I became "Fat Budhha" myself here after  eating at the corner Chinese Wok restaurant everyday.

Prachanda to Rekha Thapa, " Rekha ji, Sajha ma tapaiko dhajji udaudaichhan, YCL lagaidim? Rekha Thapa, " Haina Comrade ji, Ma ta Jhan popular po bah ki chhu ta. America ma nachhinne bidhyarthi bhai harule ni chinnu bha chha aile malai ta. Sex Bomb bhannu hunchha malai ani date ma jane kuro garnuhunchha. Yeha aayera ta "Marlyn Munroetto" pani prapta gare ni Prachanda ji."

You know who is more talented, David Copperfield or Rekha Thapa? Hands down! Rekha Thapa!! Becasue Copperfield could make you shirtless without touching you while Rekha Thapa can make you homeless even without looking at you.

While landing at Baltimore for the first time, Rekha Thapa got excited and shout ," Yess! Baltimore!! Baltimore!!." The air hostess yelled at her, " Be Silent." Rekha Thapa shouted again," Altimore! Altimore!!

Obama invited Rekha Thapa for dinner at white house & told her, " Rekha, you need to stay here with me. You know they say when you go to black you never come back." Wink! Wink!  In response she said, "Obama ji, you need to come with me. You know they say if you go to Rekha Thapa, you move your White House to Banepa."  wink! wink!

Even Tiger Woods got woody after meeting Rekha Thapa. So he asked her, " Can I take you out tonight." She humbly declined by saying, " No, Thank you, its very cold."

Rekha Thapa was offered seat upgrade by the airlines during her flight back to Nepal. She told them, " please do not give me seat on top of the tire, I have back problem.

Thank you guys,
Mangale