Posted by: mangale March 20, 2013
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Thanks all for the likes & comments. I just want to share a joke with you all. Not my creation, but I find it very funny.

So there was this guy who was kind of "gwanch". His parents decided to get him married. At wedding night, the new bride was kind of dissapointed becasue he wont do anything but look at her and smile and all that. Few days passed like that, the bride had enough and went to her mother-in-law and said, "mummy, hernus na hajur ko chhora la te kei pani jannu hunna, khoi kei pani garnu hunna, khali malai herera hasnu hunchha." So mother-in-law understood that and passed that information to her old man. The father-in-law had an idea. He decided to talk to his son. He called him to his room and started giving him instructions. He said," chhora, when you go to bed tonight, I'llbe standing by the door with a "madal". When I hit the madal...ghantang!!! you insert yoru penis into her vagina, When I hit it second time..ghantang!! you pull out. Then you repeat the process. Okay?? Son agreed to do that. So that night the father stood outside the door with the madal and the son went to the bed. He followed the instruction as his father told him. Madal bajyo "Ghintang!!! He penetrated. Feri madal bajyo "Ghintang!! He pulled out.  It happened for few mintues. The son started getting all excited and sweaty. After some insertion & pull out, he couldnt control himself and yelled his lungs out to the father, " BAA ...OH BAAA!! DAMMARU CHHAINA???DAMMARU??DAMARU CHHAINA?? DAMARU??
Thanks again.
Mangale.
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