Posted by: snurp February 21, 2013
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So let me get this straight one last time ---
Your god is so powerful that HE lives in another dimension inaccessible & unknowable to us trivial humans. He is so powerful that he created us from a timeless dimension yet provided us with multiple dimensions including that of space and time. And yes! he also threw in laws of physics just in case because anything simpler would be LESS DIVINE!
Although he's inaccessible and elusive, somehow a rational yet a faithful pupil found HE does exist. Oh wait! God also implanted that thing. He thought I gotta give him bit of "faith" so the poor creature knows I EXIST and he can pray and have faith in me cause that makes me feel good, which is good for him as well ! But let me not give this "talent" to MILLIONS OF OTHER SPECIES. THEY ARE TO REMAIN DUMB! And finally just to mix things up a little more, also gotta give them males Nipples. (so that they don't feel left out). OOPS! I did that during happy hour.
This is crystal clear. Freedom, I have a request -- instead of calling your arguments logical and scientific, perhaps you should just call them "DIVINE" since you figured this shit out man! Bravo!
Your god is so powerful that HE lives in another dimension inaccessible & unknowable to us trivial humans. He is so powerful that he created us from a timeless dimension yet provided us with multiple dimensions including that of space and time. And yes! he also threw in laws of physics just in case because anything simpler would be LESS DIVINE!
Although he's inaccessible and elusive, somehow a rational yet a faithful pupil found HE does exist. Oh wait! God also implanted that thing. He thought I gotta give him bit of "faith" so the poor creature knows I EXIST and he can pray and have faith in me cause that makes me feel good, which is good for him as well ! But let me not give this "talent" to MILLIONS OF OTHER SPECIES. THEY ARE TO REMAIN DUMB! And finally just to mix things up a little more, also gotta give them males Nipples. (so that they don't feel left out). OOPS! I did that during happy hour.
This is crystal clear. Freedom, I have a request -- instead of calling your arguments logical and scientific, perhaps you should just call them "DIVINE" since you figured this shit out man! Bravo!