The Apple trick is an easy one but it can only be tried in thirld world countries this way. In Western countries they will make you buy the apple as one would have violated the hygiene standards. Either that or they will throw the apple away.
Look at that magician, he brings it to his mouth and gladly puts it back. The madhise will then gladly sell it to some Nepali.
Never will the white men see such democracy in their country.