Calm down brotha,
Your life is not wasted,
Dont bitch about Obama,
Or you'll get arrested

Life is not a joke,
It is actually a bitch,
An apple a day,
And you still get sick.

Hey we are Gorkhali,
We are supposed to be brave,
So how do we handle,
Being treated like a Slave.

All the big fuss,
About a damn Visa,
Da Vinci didnt need that,
To paint Mona Lisa,

The world dont fear us,
Dont talk about Khukuri,
As they all know,
We use it now for cookery,

I was taught once,
Every dog has his day,
But they forgot to add,
You need money to pay,

Alright brotha,
Wish you the best of luck,
If you get rich,
Just throw me a buck.