Posted by: symlyn September 5, 2004
REAL NEPALIS NEEDED
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Following the government's announcement as post by ulter440, lots of other enterprises and agencies are joining hand with government's decision on "Mission Terminate Ansar-Alsunnah". Hulas Motors has already started manufacturing Hummer 2005H2 clone vehicle named as Dumber 2065. Mine proof Dumber has an engine of 350hp@6000rpm loaded with self-denotating Hawkins Pressure Cooker Bomb. Reliable source informs Jagadamba Pipes Pvt. Ltd. ardently working during curfew hours has developed 9 inch socket bomber which can be propelled from the roof on Dumber. "This bomb can cause maximum casualties" says research engineer Mr. Samba. High level defence officer agreed with the statement after using the equipments in unidentified warzone in Nepal. Gokharkali Tyres has promised to provide 10 tyres for each gorkhali to reveal their agitation in the midst of Iraqi desert. "It would be nice if they sponspor us with Gork90 tyres, because it catches fire fast and lasts long" comments Mr. Amir Pandit, who is willing to join the garrison to Iraq. It has been learned that delegates from Him Electronics, Gorkha Brewery, Himalayan Snacks, Chaudary Groups, Nepal Oil Corporation, Aqua Mineral Water, Royal Nepal Airlines, Basbari Leather Industries, Golche Kami (Khukuri Maker), and Harisiddhi Brick Factory are willing to sponsor the mission. Government is expected to come up with next press release regarding the coalition today evening.
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