Birthday wishes to Shaq da Man. At this very moment, I hope you're somewhere sloshed and contemplating a bombshell of a babe in black lace beckoning you with a bodacious smile as she steps out of a cake and sings Happy Birthday to you in a breathy, husky voice that promises you more than your wildest dreams can conjure up. . . . . . . . . . . Wake up lad, you can now stop dreaming now. Happy Birthday !