alright 28th amendment, you got me. i'm neither a software professional, nor do i eat burger and soda. i don't even know why i started this thread last year; probably to kill some time which i guess i did. and about how ugly i look and how stupid i am: you don't quite have the privilege to judge me, sir. if i really were to search for a companion, i would post the same thing again, but of course with correct information about me. 
i don't think i have any chance with violet; seems like she already found a good deal on craigslist