1.       Ever heard about the Ukhan “12 barsha ma poi aako ma raadi lai joro aako?”  Here’s how I can relate that to myself:

“12 barsha ma joi paako, mero saasu le hairan paareko!!”

So she is on top of me doing some cowboy stuff… my Saasu shows up without knocking and failed to ask where the sugar was. Instead she goes” Oye marna lais ki kya ho mero jwai lai??”

Few weeks later, we plan for standing wheel barrow, I’m holding her both legs and going deep, again my stupid Saasu shows up and goes “kasta matteko jwai, hera bichari meri chhori lai 2 haata hinna laaune…”

It was time for 69, she shows up again and goes “hare hijo  kina jwai ko otha 2 ta matra junga palayechha bhanera chhaka pareki ma ta”

Here’s our favorite missionary day comes, she shows up again and goes “ eeeh barai tapaika sasura biteko  ni 4 barsha bho…”

Doggy times…and this time she goes… “bhaneki hum tapaika sasura lai..siknus kei kura ti Lucy ra Blackie baata.. “. She was referring to her two dogs back in KTM.

I was sick and tired of her crashing our bedroom, don’t know intentionally or not, so had to call locksmith to put a lock on the door. We had great uninterrupted sex that night. My wife was moaning like crazy. But at the same time I could hear my Saasu  in the kitchen,” Jwai..maare paap paale punne.” 

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Thanks everyone for liking my last Bollywood style love triangle story.

Regards,
Mangale,