The albums that make you just want to puke your stomach right out...and ironically, you happen to own them. My list: 1. "Baby One More Time" Britney Spears - Singlehandedly ended the reign of the fairly decent Alt Rock movement of the first half of the 90s. Spawned an army of shrill-voiced, slutty looking clones with zero talent. For this, she ought to be put to sleep. 2. "Human Clay" Creed - Crappily written, crappily song, unoriginal garbage. Thanks to these guys, we now have "Linkin Park," "Nickelback," and "Staind." Thanks, assholes. 3. "The Sign" Ace of Bass - I had nothing against Sweden until this band came along. Their lame songs are a staple of supermarket radio stations across the nation. 4. "Load" Metallica - Should have been named "Pant Load." 5. "Marshall Mathers LP" Eminem - Made misogyny and homophobia popular again. Clever and "poetic" lyrics - if your experience with poetry is limited to Hallmark cards and Dr. Seuss. 6. "0304" Jewel - What's more annoying than a pseudo-folk, crappy book writing psycho bitch with a guitar? The same loon with a beat box! I hated her before, but after this piece of shit even her fans turned their backs on her. 7. "Metal Machine Music" Lou Reed - Sixty four minutes of (I swear I am not making this up) guitar feedback, and yet still better than anything the Backstreet Boys ever did. 8. Ricky Martin (self titled) - "Livin La Vida Loca" made it acceptable for your 80 year old grandma to shake her ass at your graduation party. Loved by teen girls and lonely housewives, hated by anyone with any self-respect. 9. "Momentary Lapse of Reason" Pink Floyd - The first Floyd album after Roger Waters left...fans were waiting for the killer guitar playing, the biting sarcastic lyrics, the 10+ minute space jams...and got a soft rock AM radio snoozefest. 10. "Boys for Pele" Tori Amos - I have a hard time deciding whether I hate Tori Amos or the people who listen to her more. However, I definitely can't stand this estrogen drenched whine and bitch extravaganza, which incidentally, features a photo of Tori herself nursing a pig in the booklet. Or wait, is it a pig nursing Tori Amos?