cacophonix bro, i dont  agree with most of  the points you said.
-i ve seen hairier nepalese(if u consider peoples of terai as nepalese which they are)
-each and every human picks his nose(thats a natural defense mechanism in our body and we all clear them time and again)
-to hear 3rd class jokes involving mothers and sisters plz go to pokhara and u ll know it for good:P
-shitting in open fields(OK, do u know how many nepalese families in nepal dont have a tiolet?)
-run around trees to profess our love(i would suggest you to watch some new nepali film trailers on YT)
-wellfor religious tensions,there have already been some in nepalgunj and birgunj;more are to come coz we ve come as religious communities a lot later together than indians)
-concerning our balls(if u mean courage ,its not like the british times in 18th century, martial races dont exist)
ani if u really mean testes, i ve not got the chance to compare mine with an indians
-taste in  music(our non-filmi music scenario  is better i must say)
-about being conquered( well almost,had the british been in better economical and military position in the times of anglo-nepal war,they would have invaded the fertile plains and the lower hilly range rather than nepal being a buffer-state with the mighty chinese empire on the other side of the himalayas;ani nepal wasent as rich as india in terms of land and private property-PASHUPATI INVASION BY TUGHLAK??)
-prettier women( i also find nepalese women better,but they have several  miss universe and miss world dude;and numbers matter)
-Bihar(watching the whole political situation in south;i m damn sure we ll have a `'90s' bihari system in terai in this year or next)


I DONT LIKE THE OPPRESSIVE; DOGMATIC  AND ARROGANT NATUREOF  INDIANS I VE COME ACROSS WITH  AND THEIR UNMORAL FOREIGN POLICY;BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I WILL LOSE MY COOL AND CURSE THEM LIKE AN UNEDUCATED jERK.
jai Nepal!