Here's my few monologues:
One fresh off the boat Nepali ask me " Tapai Nepali ho.?". I stared him down and said, " hoina" and walked away. Thats just me being an ass.
I started my community college doing LP volunteer job. Wonder what LP is? I used to do  "lyaune puraune " new nepali chicks from Indian grocery store to the the college and back to their apartment with the hope of getting laid. Bad idea. Should have charged them for the service!
I drove around Sonics looking for drive thru. Couldnt find it.