"Historically, unlike how other people always talk about it and even though I mention in my stories, my heart never seems to sink, beat faster or implode during incidents which are life threatening, shocking, or even in case of plain surprises. It is actually my liver that bobbles up and down and then sinks all the way to my groin."
Behoove, u never fail to amuse me. and these lines made me chuckle so hard I almost threw up cola I was drinking. You reminded me of Oys_chills writing from ole sajha days. Keep on writing bro and If I could weave words so beautifully I surely would too. :)