one that got away 

Dude Shame on you!
Here you are bragging for yourself? Thukka.
Well for the first incident if you had done that its ok.
But you did it twice? and you are proud of yourself? you know what you will do it again
because you have been succeding twice you think u can get away from this over n over n over.
If one of the officer had given you citation you would be more careful, but no instead you are proud. 
Dont drink n drive.. this might cost your and over several people's life one day. 
I do not see why you are so proud of yourself.