Dude
If I see you driving while drunk, I won't only call a cop on you but also whack you real hard so you cannot drive that night. This is not funny; I don't give a sh** about how you live your life or what would happen to you, but if you jeopardize mine and other drivers life on the road by being such a dumbf*** I don't find it funny at all.
Sorry, you just pissed me off for the morning now. Could you be a little less ignorant??