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What's long and hard on a nigger?
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run fast!
Third grade. Why don't niggers celibrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on holidays.
How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots. Why don't niggers dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot. An indian walked into a bar, he was carying a bucket of shit in one hand, a rifle and a cat in the other. he sits and orders a drink,
drinks it, throws the bucket of shit in the air and shoots it, then bites the hesd off the cat, the bar tender said what are you
doin and the indian said, "ME WANNA BE LIKE WHITE MAN SHOOT SHIT AND EAT PUSSSY"!
What do you call a white man surrounded by twenty five indians?
You call him bartender!