Lol... Its funny... but then my line probably will be, " You guys (meaning my parents) fought so much over the years that now I have lost all faith in heterosexuality. Therefore, I am going gay and trying out a new avenue." But of course, this is a joke. I am not going to say it to them. 

In all seriousness, I am not sure how my parents will react. I know for a fact that my siblings will be able to take it. They are very progressive in the way they think.