Posted by: Melina July 31, 2004
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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to
the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death
experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, No, you
have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the
hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured
she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the
hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was
killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you
said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me
from out of the path of the ambulance?"
( You'll love this!!!)
God replied, "Sorry, I Couldn't recognize you??!!"