Posted by: jwaaii October 19, 2011
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Folks,
Just to keep some sanity when life situations gets insane let's share Murphy's Law. I start with:
Just to keep some sanity when life situations gets insane let's share Murphy's Law. I start with:
- Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
- Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
- Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
- When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. (I enjoyed this the most)
- Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
- When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.
When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears. - Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.
- Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener.
- Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, it feels good until you realize your just [Disallowed String for - bad word]ing yourself.
- Let's share N care