I know a kid who won 50 million in lottery. He used that winning to make the first commercial space trip. He used whatever was left to buy a mini cooper and took his GF and her BFF to a short spin of midtown Manhattan. He even
Sneaked a kiss to the BFF while his GF wasn’t checking them out, but she found out and kicked him all the way to Kathmandu. He tried looking for his car there but to no avail.

The dude then went back home crying only to open the door and find his dad with Madhuri Dixit; his childhood dreams
came crashing. Life was not worth leaving so he went to the कौसी. He spotted a chopper hanging low and held on to it. After the chopper took off, he let it go and came down crashing.

Poor soul died and now haunts people. He claims to be son of रावण and stalks the street of Michigan avenue naked, though invisible.

Let me know if anybody knows his whereabouts.