WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER...

- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

- Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

- Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

- I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

- When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with
"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

- I pay your salary!