Hey fingerpopping ordinary bunghole, your homely mug isn't even suitable for a gal with pockmarks all over her face and body. You'll remain a virgin for eternity, you 3' ugly midget of a man. Here in Fairfax, VA we have a towncenter that's specifically for midgets just like you. It's called the Midget Towncenter. I advise you to apply for housing here, because 1) you'll have an easier time finding a midget girl, who would happily allow you to play with her vertical smile and 2) because with no dollar to woo a girl, midget towncenter is very suitable for your cheap a$$ self. Get it, ordinary bunghole? The reason why you're a virgin is because you so ugly that even Michael Jackson looks like a supermodel in front of you. You so short that mini-me can play you like a soccer-ball. About pissing, guess what, I peed on your salad last night, you salad tossing midget!