there was a white fat fag and a horribly ugly fat bitch who gave us the orientation. they kept us sitting n made us listen to their crap for one and half hours. I don't remember all that they preached, but i remember some of  'em; 
you should not stand too close to americans while waiting in a line.
you cannot be late for anything , all the specified time are sharp.
DONOT bang anyone under 18.
SALAD is a not alwyas an appetizer. (well i still don't get it)
Noone can cheat on TAX with Uncle sam 
Respect gay people (i guess tht fat guy was a gay himself) 
DONOT smoke everywhere
DONOT feel awkward seeing bitches in short skirts

BLAW BLAW BLAW..............