i know most of us( if not all) have been through this and we all were told similar kind of stuffs, be it  the orientation that we had in USEF gyuaneshwor or the orientation in our respective colleges.  so lets share..These are the few funny things that i remember

1) NO means NO (in my college)
meaning if a girl says no, than it's now ( where in the earth do they think we r from, we know the difference between making love and raping, dont we??

2)  no underage age
these are the exact words of international student advisor
" you guys are not supposed to penetrate inside  underage, not even with ur land, lips or any other body part"   GWAD I WAS EMBARRASSED, THAANK GOD THERE WERENT ANY NEPALI GIRLS

3) My friends in another university were given a  bottle of cologne and body sprey