Posted by: Mukurdhom March 18, 2011
first time sex
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Training Purpose only:  Ha ha ha ha ha Good job for proper documentation

PyaroNepal, follow the training manula provided by purana kagaz.  

Make sure to use Dhal. First round golmal bhayo bhaney thikai cha, you will do better in second round and so on.

Here are the things i would suggest.

1.  Make sure to empty your gun. It's not safe to walk around with loaded gun.
2.  Once your gun is empty, make sure to take shower. Use some extra body wash on your bhai. Common, it's your sano bhai's day. He might be tired with same old routine with your right hand.
3.  Make sure to wear boxer. If you don't have one, go to Walmart and buy.
4.  This is section is called Pre Sex activities. Remember this is not a foreplay. Since you are underage, you might wanna go bowling, dinner, movies, something like that. You got the point.
5.  Pre Sex activities might be costly. Just be careful. In some rare cases, Pre Sex activities includes only buying condom. As a warrior just make yourself prepare for worst case.
6. This part is missing.
7. This section tricky. It is called Post Pre Sex activities. Also commonly known as "Make a Move." There is no proper format / rules for this section. Just be careful. It might cost you sex.
8. Personal suggestion " Once you are about to Make a Move, just say her you feel like kissing her."
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any Post Make a Move activities.
10. Check DHAL (Condom). Make sure you carry one. DO NOT do without DHAL. There is NO CONDITION APPLY.
11. Follow the training manul provided by Purana Kagaz.
12. Repeat the Training Manual till you run out of DHAL. 
12. You are so excited that you didn't realize that there is no #9.
13. Now you checking back.
14. Have fun.  


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