Posted by: default061 December 25, 2010
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A Texan went to
Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall
Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, answered,
"Yes ma'am, ya see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete outfit."
Well, her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where he would like to start?"
"Well ma'am, how about a suit?"
"Yes sir, what size?"
"Size 53 ...
tall, ma'am."
"Wow, that's really big."
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them
big in Texas."
"What's next?" she asked.
He replied, "How about some
shoes."
"What size?"
"Size 15 ... double D."
"Wow, that's really
big!"
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
"What's
next?"
"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."
"Yes sir, what
size?"
"Nineteen and a half ... 38," he replied.
"Wow, that's really
big!"
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
She virtually
glowed as she asked, "Whew ... is there anything else I can do for you?"
"No
ma'am , I reckon that will be all."
Well she tallied up his bill while the
Texan was counting out his money. She asked, "Sir could I ask you a
question?"
"Yes ma'am, I already know what it is and the answer is four
inches."
She is astonished and blurts out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than
that!"
Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied, "Across ma'am?"
Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall
Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, answered,
"Yes ma'am, ya see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete outfit."
Well, her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where he would like to start?"
"Well ma'am, how about a suit?"
"Yes sir, what size?"
"Size 53 ...
tall, ma'am."
"Wow, that's really big."
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them
big in Texas."
"What's next?" she asked.
He replied, "How about some
shoes."
"What size?"
"Size 15 ... double D."
"Wow, that's really
big!"
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
"What's
next?"
"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."
"Yes sir, what
size?"
"Nineteen and a half ... 38," he replied.
"Wow, that's really
big!"
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
She virtually
glowed as she asked, "Whew ... is there anything else I can do for you?"
"No
ma'am , I reckon that will be all."
Well she tallied up his bill while the
Texan was counting out his money. She asked, "Sir could I ask you a
question?"
"Yes ma'am, I already know what it is and the answer is four
inches."
She is astonished and blurts out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than
that!"
Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied, "Across ma'am?"