After much deliberation and pondering, this committee has decided upon the viable PM position for Nepal.We nominate no other than Ex CP Paras Shah.

After the Gokarna Tea Party fiasco, Paras has shown how a good politician can twist a bad scenario into an advantageous one. He has demonstrated his leadership now he has shown how savvy he is. By making this personal incident, a matter of national pride (and protecting it) Ex CP has demonstrated he is no lesser politican than current CP Prachanda and Koiralas.

The Gokarna Tea Party kanda also shows what control Paras still has. The police were scared of arresting him and sending him to a prison. He was allowed to take a chopper ride to Gokarna and given a royal treatment. Now Rubel is backing off and Sushil Koirala has lost his vocal cord. A good portion of the country (including Pokhara) is supporting this new hero of Nepal.

We thus declare a royal coup over Nepal, with leadership from our honorary ex CP Paras Singh.

Some of our demands:

1. National song should be Rato ra chandra surya

2. National flag shouldn't be changed.

3. Nepali should remain the national official language. Sanskrit must be taught in every school.

4. No further dissection of countries. No more limbuwan, madhes pranta etc.

5. Dissolve the Sugauli sandhi and institute a new treaty with India.