A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot, missed and said, "F**k, I missed."

Surprised, the priest replied, "Dont use that kind of language or god will punish you."

The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I fu**ing missed again."

The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please dont use that language or god will punish you."

The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldnt help mutter, "Oh f**k"

The priest said, "That's it, god will certainly punish you."

Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest.

In the distance a deep voice said, "F**K, I Missed".