Posted by: lamjung December 13, 2010
****rated R Jokes contd....****
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One day while Hum Jayega was driving his taxi from Darjeeling to Kalebung, Little Tony boarded it, and started talking. He said: "If my dad was a elephant and my mom was a female elephant, I would have been a baby elephant". Being unable to draw Hum Jayega's attention, Little Tony again said: "If my dad was a horse and my mother a female horse, I would have been a baby horse". The kid went on blurting when annoyed Hum Jayega asked: "What would you have been if your father was a drunkard and your mother a prostitute?" The kid replied: "A cab driver!"

(This one copied from somewhere in the Internet is not so funny, sorry, but Hum Jayega was really popular once upon a time.)
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