When Prachanda gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Prachanda killed the dead sea.

If you spell ‘Pracanda’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Prachanda?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Prachanda once wrote a check, the bank bounced!

Prachanda doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Prachanda can play the violin with a piano

When Prachanda logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!